But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
