i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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