i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
how does that bad decision feel?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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