I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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