i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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