Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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