i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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