Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize