Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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