he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
