it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize