He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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