So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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