did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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