Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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bring money and cleavage
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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