Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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