Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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