i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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