i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Randomize
