the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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