That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today