I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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