There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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