Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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