Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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