Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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