You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Me too!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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