I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.