I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
The power of my boobs compel you