this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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