What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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