I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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