You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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