Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to make a zoo with you.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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