There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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