Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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