Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in itâ€
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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