you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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