We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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