Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Farmville is her only friend.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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