he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I need moral support for this bender
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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