question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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