we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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