did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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