We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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