Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
the liver wants what the liver wants
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
