Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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