Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize