So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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