It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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