People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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