1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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