But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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