I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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