everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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