I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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