Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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