This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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