She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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